Monday, August 15, 2016

Cola Wars


Coke v. Pepsi v Dr. Pepper -  the debate rages on who has the superior products. Let's look at the various soft drink companies head to head. Each product will be awarded one point per victory in each category. The views espoused in this post reflect one person's opinion and nothing more. 

Energy Drinks - Winner - no one because that's too much caffeine
Sports Drinks - Winner - Gatorade (Pepsi) a classic

Water - Winner - Dasani (C-C)
Iced Tea - Winner - Gold Peak Tea (C-C) is what a tea should taste like, especially unsweetened tea
Juices - Winner - Sunny Delight....oh wait, that's not part of this competition!!
Cream soda - Winner - Mug Cream Soda (Pepsi)

Root Beer - Winner - A&W root beer (Dr. P)

Ginger ale - Winner - Seagram's Ginger Ale (C-C)

Citrus flavor - Winner - Mellow Yellow (C-C)

Lemon-Lime - Winner - Sprite (C-C) is better than Sierra Mist and 7-up

Orange - Winner - Crush (Dr. P) unless Minute-Maid orange pop returns

Pepper-style - Winner - Pibb Xtra (C-C)












Diet  - Winner - Diet Coke (C-C)


Cola  - Winner - Coca-Cola (C-C) over Pepsi and RC Cola


Final Score - Coca Cola  8, Pepsi  2, Dr. Pepper 2

Coca-Cola company takes the gold














BTW, it's pop, not soda, soda-pop, coke, or anything else. If you say soda, you're following the elitist liberal trend. For those who call all carbonated beverages "coke", (a) that's a trademark violation (b) it's not accurate (c) only those who try to sound like southern hicks call it that.

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